I jokingly told him I'd only S his D if he'd reciprocate.
The fact that Benjamin started inquiring about blowjobs so quickly after declaring his absolute straightness was a little jarring, but I went with it anyway. Our match was probably just a result of his 'aggressive' swiping tendencies, he added. He dropped the charming line just five minutes after explaining to me that 'oops,' he wasn't gay, the app must have fucked up and popped me, a male, into his feed by accident. This was the question Benjamin* asked me when I matched with him last summer on Tinder.
